We had a note in our inbox complaining that the humor issue was too partisan, presumably because we highlighted Bushisms in "The Humor Lexicon" and didn't take any swipes at the other side. "Leftists are notorious preening stuffed shirts with no sense of humor about themselves which makes them a fertile field of humor," our correspondent observed. Truth be told, there were some equal-opportunity remarks slated for the issue, they just didn't make the final cut. Lest anyone pigeonhole us as humorless, stuffed-shirt lefties, here's what wound up on the cutting room floor:
I am not a member of any organized political party -- I am a democrat.
-- Will Rogers
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.
-- P.J. O’Rourke
Under capitalism, man exploits his fellow man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.
-- Anonymous
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